Perry White's days may be numbered, or at least they should be, according to a recent Onion story on the anachronism that has been Clark Kent's smokescreen for about 80 years now. Shouldn't it at least copy other famous but struggling newspapers and put up a paywall? "Frustrated fans of the Superman comic book said Monday the continued financial stability and cultural relevance of the series' Daily Planet newspaper is now the most unrealistic part of its universe."
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